gosh i miss it & YOU.

Monday, August 4, 2008

i wanna feel the sexy hairdryer!!
SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER! SEXY HAIRDRYER!

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granny was furious."hamlet" here wouldn't let her outta the gala unless the queen herself was here.
she maddened, then stiffed, rushing a sentence outta her mouth:"you getcher majesty here asap!"
then she went off and chased the poor butler.
the butler ran and ran, until grandma herself couldn't run anymore.
"if you were in spittin' distance from me, i'll gut your guts!"
daddy ran up to her, giving her a piece of advice "mom, you can't give a grown man a wedgie!" out loud..
he slapped his forehead, and granny gave a response "i wasn't gonna give him a wedgie, i was only gonna give him a Tennessee talkin'-to."
daddy sighed, said 'the last time you gave a man a Tennessee talkin-to, the air marshal made him land the plane."
granny shouted in response "ask for an extra bag of peanuts and all of a sudden you become a Threat to National Security."
XDD

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